Match Reports

Anything that is written as a…well, as a match report, obviously. I’ve included MLS matches, International games, and Percey Mackrill games, as you do.

Olympians F.C. 3-2 Percey Mackrill

A clever ruse by Ballo ensured that everybody got there in time for this game. His inspired idea of telling everyone that the game started at 7 instead of 8 meant that we were able to have a pre-match drink in the bar. Brilliant planning, Ballo. Without ‘keeper Andy Kingdon, (probably having his Ronaldo hairdo […]

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Percey Mackrill 3-2 B.T.F.A.

The Perceys won this hard-fought game after coming from behind in grand style. Missing the influential Head and Scales, the boys in white were reduced to a dead seven, with Clare being persuaded to run the line. Badders returned to the fold, fresh from his gate vandalising antics last week. Much entertainment was had in […]

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Perceys 7 (Seven) Sparky’s II 7 (Seven)

You know, one day, we’ll draw 0-0 and it’ll be a really crap game. At least I’d be able to remember who bloody scored! Anyway, this was a really good game by anybody’s standards..some of the defending on both sides could be said to be a bit ropey, but what the hell, it made it […]

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Atletico Wall of Sound 1-1 Percey Mackrill

This was one of those games where you come off the pitch and really can’t work out how you haven’t won. Without Terry or the influential James Down (problems at school, which put Whisky on ice, haha) the Perceys started with a dead seven for the first time in, ooh, ages. Fortunately, AWOS were sporting […]

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Torquay Ladies 2-9/10 Percey Mackrill

With all the winding-up that had taken place before this game, you’d have been forgiven for thinking that this match had real importance. In reality though, this was just a chance for Whisky to show off his sublime (?!) skills in front of his charges, and for everyone else to laugh at Ballo trying to […]

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