Great news, brilliant, super-duper news!
After nearly a year, the remote control locking on my car has suddenly started working again! My life is complete, now I can go back to walking nonchalantly past and doing a James Bond impression to unlock. And, before you say it, having my remote back is *not* sad, for several reasons.
- Good for security – Less chance of me leaving the car unlocked
- Handy for scaring little kids. What you do is, you park the car right outside the shop, and hide inside. then, when a little git walks past you can unlock it, giggling all the while, as he/she jumps in the air trying to work out what made that clunking noise.
- The aforementioned James Bond impression. Every man wants to be James Bond. And, deep down, every man truly believes that he’d be a much better Bond than Moore/Dalton/Brosnan/Etc (delete as appropriate.) Clearly Connery is exempt from that list because he’s the best Bond, as any man (and most women…) will tell you.
Okay, so there were only 3 reasons. But still, it’s good. All I need to do now is finally get round to cleaning my car. That will be more likely now that I’ve started opening evenings (pah ) because I shall park the car outside (as in 2, above) and clean whilst I’m at work. Which’d be nice.