This gym thing is working out for me. This morning I noticed that I have biceps! Okay, so this might not be a big thing for most people, but I’ve always had really small spindly arms. My legs have generally been okay, what with the football and stuff, but I’m really quite impressed. Now, when I have a bit of alone-time, I can flex and actually see something. Yay!

Naturally, if anybody ever mentions any of this, I shall call a liar and say that my keyboard got taken over by a deranged hamster.

Or something.